I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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