Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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