Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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