I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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