please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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