what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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