girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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