i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So squirting runs in the family.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
So. Much. Porn.
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