Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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