Yo dont text me then not text me
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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