The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize
