Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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