We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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