You're my little dorito
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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