In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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