Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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