"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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