I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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