That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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