I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
These tits shall not be calmed
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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