U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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