I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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