How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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