Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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