What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
