Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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