Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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