Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just cropdusted the office
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Randomize
