She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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