whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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