Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I need a beard to bite.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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