Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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