Me. At least after what I've been through.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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