what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Randomize
