You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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