I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Randomize
