I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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