): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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