you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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