He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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