come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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