craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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