Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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