we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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