try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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