So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You're a waste of cheezeits
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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