I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
