It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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