glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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