The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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