i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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