your room smells of hookers.
And success
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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