i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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