Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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